Secrets
When I was younger, I totally had a crush on Young Sherlock Holmes.
For those of you who don't know... Holmes is the tall one, not the short, bespectacled one. That's Watson. Nobody likes Watson.
Born on a mountaintop in Michigan, Noacat was dutifully surprise to realize that there weren't any mountains in Michigan and that her parents have lied to her all these years. After leaving home at the age of 3, Noacat became a wandering vagabond. She fully enjoyed to hobo-lifestyle, but gave it up to be in Vaudeville. Sadly, she had to quit when moving pictures came into vogue. In the year 3011, Noacat hit an iceberg and sank into the deep and lonely ocean. She hasn't been seen since.
Shhh...it's a seeeeeeeecret...
I LIKE HERONS!!