...Yeah. I hate this journal...

Hmmm. I hate this place already. Interesting. I was going to try and start the audioblogger thing but several things stopped me. The first being, apparently audioblogger.com is being freaky. The second being, anything that uses the word 'blogger' seems sinister to me. There's something awful and patronizing about being a blogger. It's a stupid word.

Scratch that. It's not even a word. It's fricking slang. Stupid, pointless slang. I feel like every time I say it that a piece of my immortal soul dies. Or maybe someone else's soul dies. I'll get back to you on that when I know for sure. Either way, blogger..blogging...the blogs. It's just ridiculous and goofy.

It's the kind of thing you look back on ten to twenty years later and just cringe. And you ask yourself, whilst weeping quietly: "Did I really call myself and others...bloggers? Did I use that slang? GOD! What was I thinking!!??"

It's like waking up five years later to discover pictures of yourself with bad 80's hair, wearing a fluorescent tube top while downing a bottle of Bartles and James. You look at that picture and think: "MAN! That was me... God damn... God damn..."

And there's nothing you can do to rectify that mistake. No way you can deny the veracity of that one, horrible picture. Sure, you can burn the photo and its negative, but it still existed. It still existed and someone had to take those photos, and THEY'LL REMEMBER! Oh, yes. They will. And they will remind you of your shame every moment they can... and they will laugh.

So, in the end, while I may, indeed, be blogging on this horrible blog site. That doesn't me that I think of myself as a blogger. Nor do I advocate the use of such an irrefutable goofy and just plain stupid piece of slang. And never, never will I say: I'm gonna write in my blog. Or... I'm blogging right now. What's your blog? I won't use that word. I won't.

...Where was I?

Hn.