Born on a mountaintop in Michigan, Noacat was dutifully surprise to realize that there weren't any mountains in Michigan and that her parents have lied to her all these years. After leaving home at the age of 3, Noacat became a wandering vagabond. She fully enjoyed to hobo-lifestyle, but gave it up to be in Vaudeville. Sadly, she had to quit when moving pictures came into vogue. In the year 3011, Noacat hit an iceberg and sank into the deep and lonely ocean. She hasn't been seen since.
I've thought that maybe I should be posting stuff here more, but that would require me to care.
Here's a picture of a horrible old woman--
How d'ya like that? Do anything for ya? No?
Well, okay then. I guess you're just a bunch of hard to please bastards.
Screw you and the Jesus you rode in on.
Fuckers.
Posted by Noacat at 7:10 PM
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